You Have No Friends

Now, I luv my LAP student, she's very sweet and fun to hang around. But dear oh dear. She's in year 8, so she's kind of at the peak of that stage when you send all the forward emails that tell you a forboding future if you refuse to send them on. Of course I refuse every time and I'm still here :p
ANYWAY I was just thinking, the little warnings at the end have just gotten worse. I mean they were bad; "if you send this to 8 people or more and if it is sent back to you then you
know that you are a true friend....."
OR threats about your personality "You now have two choices ... you can:
1. Pass this on to your friends, or
2. Delete it and act like it didn't touch your heart.
As you can see, I took choice No.1."

But recently I have been getting forwards from Jessie, with endings that are just plain ridiculous.

"now copy and paste this. if you don't you'll have bad relatisonship for 69
years
by 12pm tonight ur 1 true love will realize how much they want you.
if you don't repost this, your life (not just love life) will have bad luck
forever !!!!!!!!"

"Send this to 20 ppl or you will have bad luck in ur Love Life...

YOU
will get kissed on Friday.
Don't break this!
if i don't get this back ur not my friend,
if you have love 4 someone
copy and send this to 20 ppl... in 5 min. ur true love will call"

OR

"1:00-4:00 PM tomorrow, it could
be anywhere : sport, msn, school,during sex, anywhere any time. Get ready for the biggest shock of your life. I If you break this chain letter you will be cursed with 10 relationship problems for the next ten years.If you send 15 ppl this in 15 min you're safe.,do not forward this, copy and paste it"

YOU will have BAD RELATIONSHIP for 69 years!?!?? Come On!

They should at least get creative. Geez!

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