We've Known It All Along...

... and now it has been proven. German people have been found to be the most selfish people in the entire world.

Too true!

Enough said.

Face Off

And here, ladies and gentlemen, we have the difference between talent and quality, and lameness and crap pop songs.

Here we have a fine example of lyrics by an indie acoustic band called Gregory and the Hawk. Its called Boats and Birds. Think Architecture in Helsinki, with a better singer =P

OH AND IF YOU'RE THE TYPE TO NOT READ A POST COZ IT LOOKS LONG, I SWEAR WHEN YOU READ THE SECOND SET OF LYRICS, IT'LL TOTALLY BE WORTH IT. THEY ARE SO SO BAD.

These lyrics, however, are beautiful...

Boats and Birds - Gregory and the Hawk
If you be my star
I'll be your sky
you can hide underneath me and come out at night
when I turn jet black and you show off your light
I live to let you shine
I live to let you shine

but you can skyrocket away from me
and never come back if you find another galaxy
far from here with more room to fly
just leave me your stardust to remember you by

if you be my boat
I'll be your sea
a depth of pure blue just to probe curiosity
ebbing and flowing and pushed by a breeze
I live to make you free
I live to make you free

but you can set sail to the west if you want to
and past the horizon till I can't even see you
far from here where the beaches are wide
just leave me your wake to remember you by

if you be my star
I'll be your sky
you can hide underneath me and come out at night
when I turn jet black and you show off your light
I live to let you shine
I live to let you shine

but you can skyrocket away from me
and never come back if you find another galaxy
far from here with more room to fly
just leave me your stardust to remember you by
stardust to remember you by

And THEN we have a similar themed song by Destiny's Child. Its called Cater 2 U. (I have wanted to bitch about this song for SO long. I am astounded by its absolute disregard for feminism.)


Baby I See You Working Hard
I Want To Let You Know I'm Proud,
Let You Know That I Admire What You Do
The More If I Need To Reassure You, My Life Would Be Purposeless
Without You (Yeah)
If I Want It (Got It)
When I Ask You (You Provide It)
You Inspire Me To Be Better
You Challenge Me For The Better
Sit Back And Let Me Pour Out My Love Letter

Let Me Help You
Take Off Your Shoes
Untie You Shoestrings
Take Off Your Cufflinks (Yeah)
What You Want To Eat Boo? (Yeah)
Let Me Feed You
Let Me Run Your Bathwater
Whatever You Desire, I'll Aspire
Sing You A Song
Turn My Game On
I'll Brush Your Hair
Help Put Your Do Rag On
Want A Foot Rub? (Yeah)
You Want A Manicure?
Baby I'm Yours I Want To Cater To You Boy


Let Me Cater To You
Cause Baby This Is Your Day
Do Anything For My Man
Baby You Blow Me Away
I Got Your Slippers, Your Dinner, Your Dessert, And So Much
More
Anything You Want Just Let Me Cater To You
Inspire Me From The Heart,
Can't Nothing Tear Us Apart
You're All That I Want In A Man;
I Put My Life In Your Hands
I Got Your Slippers, Your Dinner, Your Dessert, And So Much
More
Anything You Want, I Want To Cater To You


Baby I'm Happy You're Home,
Let Me Hold You In My Arms
I Just Want To Take The Stress Away From You
Making Sure That I'm Doing My Part (Oh)
Boy Is There Something You Need Me To Do (Oh)
If You Want It (I Got It)
Say The Word (I Will Try It)
I Know Whatever I'm Not Fulfilling (Oh)
No Other Woman Is Willing (Oh)
I'm Going To Fulfill Your Mind, Body, And Spirit

I Promise You (Promise You)
I'll Keep Myself Up (Oh)
Remain The Same Chick (Yeah)
You Fell In Love With (Yeah)
I'll Keep It Tight, I'll Keep My Figure Right
I'll Keep My Hair Fixed, Keep Rocking The Hottest Outfits
When You Come Home Late Tap Me On My Shoulder, I'll Roll Over
Baby I Heard You, I'm Here To Serve You (I'm Lovin It, I'm Lovin
It)
If It's Love You Need, To Give It Is My Joy
All I Want To Do, Is Cater To You Boy


I Want To Give You My Breath, My Strength, My Will To Be Here
That's The Least I Can Do,
Let Me Cater To You
Through The Good (Good)
The Bad (Through The Bad)
The Ups And Downs (Ups And Downs)
I'll Still Be Here For You
Let Me Cater To You
Cause You're Beautiful (You're Beautiful)
I Love The Way You Are (You Are)
Fulfill Your Every Desire (Desire)
Your Wish Is My Command (Command)
I Want To Cater To My Man
Your Heart (Your Heart)
So Pure Your Love Shines Through(Shines Through)
The Darkness We'll Get Through (So Much)
So Much Of Me Is You (Is You)
I Want To Cater To My Man

I AM NOT EVEN KIDDING, THEY SAY 'boo' AND 'do-rag'. I am disappointed that songs like this even exist, let alone get airplay. "I'm here to serve you". I am actually offended by this song
What do you think?

Chemical Heart - Makes an awesome ringtone

Ugh! Today is hot and sticky and I'm SO not a fan.

Yesterday was Australia Day and I celebrated my Australian-ness by sleeping in, then going down to Pt Elliot for the morning, and coming back, looking at Aldinga and Willunga etc. I have never been to those beaches before, they're pretty. I headed to Ali and Tom's when I got back, and arrived in time to hear the final 6 songs of the Triple J Hottest 100. Lots of people are going on about how much it sucked this year, and I agree, to an extent. Its good to know that Missy Higgins got nowhere near the top 10. But I am sad to know that the top 5 weren't that great.
1. Wish You Well - Bernard Fanning
2. Catch My Disease - Ben Lee
3. Fell Good Inc - The Gorrilaz
4. Best of You - Foo Fighters
5. Dare - The Gorrilaz

BUT, a lot of good songs that I like made it in, such as
Joker and the Theif - Wolfmother (No. 9)

FIGJAM - Butterfingers (No. 11)

Hurricane - Faker (No. 21)


Do-Do's and Woah-Oh's - Kisschasy (No. 22)


B.Y.O.B - System of a Down (No. 27)

Sweet As Sugar - Grinspoon (No. 42)


Jesus of Suburbia - Greenday (No. 61)


Hypnotize - System of a Down (No. 76)

Filthy Gorgeous - Scissor Sisters (No. 83)


Okay so, by "a lot" I mean 'A few...' Oh well.

Oh, and I say 'Ugh' to Bloc Party. I just don't get the apeal. But thanks to Al and Tom for hosting a cool party. Haha Denley passed out on the rocking chair thingo. Oh, and Tate, how many times did you say "I'm going to sleep now..." and YOU NEVER DID!! =P

I think thats about it.

"And I can't wait
To see your face
It's been to long
Since I been in your space
And I've been tired
And I've been bored
And you'll be mine
And I'll be yours..."

The Worst Day of Work...

Since, you know, all I ever do is work, and all I even talk about is work, I'm going to post about... You guessed it... Work.

This morning I was supposed to go in from 6:30am till 9:30am to help a new girl open the shop. For those of you playing at home, an open shift is 6:30am-1:30pm and consists of opening the shop, getting the bread onto the shelves with prices tags etc, icing sweet goods (donuts, danishes, buns etc) and serving. So yeah, I was just there to help out.
The first thing to go wrong. I wake up at 6:26am. Yep, great start! Get there a little late, have to help NewGirl. She has NO idea, and has to be told what to do, when to do it, and how to do it. CONSTANTLY. And THEN, the Head Baker told me that his apprentice baker had crushed his hand in the the dough mixer the day before. Well done. SO as well as training NG and doing my own job, I had to do the 2nd Bakers work. Yep I was HB's Oven Bitch. It was hot. In all senses of the word. On TOP of that, we had an order for 7:30am (half an hour after we open) that was for 36 sliced loaves of bread. So I had to do that as well. On TOP of THAT, HB is supposed to be on holidays 2moro, and therefore all the slices etc needed to be made, ready for the week ahead. GAH. So it was hard enough work as it was, I was running around CRAZY, trying to get bread outta the oven, serve, ice, make donuts and pizza and custard tarts... AND THEN... We get the surprise visit of the HEALTH INSPECTOR! Way to go dude, pick on us at out lowest. As if that wasn't enough, HB made me call him 'Master' all the time, while he was calling me 'Girly'. Coz yeah that's totally fair. Gah, it sucked so much butt. It may not sound bad, but it was mega stressful this morning. I ended up leaving at 1:30, FOUR HOURS after I was supposed to.
Oh, and I have three... no four new burns. One is an 'L' shape on the top of my left forearm. So far that arm has three big burns on it. I look like I should belong in an asylum. On my right arm, I have one that's about 4 cm long, just a line and then two smaller ones. But one of the smaller ones is right where I lean my arm on the laptop to type, which means I keep rubbing it. It's annoying.

That's pretty much all I have to bitch about.

We got a new dining room table. Its very long. It'll be good for playing poker on...

Night all.

You Kill Me With That Same Look...

Why are boys so stupid? I'm not kidding. And I don't even mean just My Boy. I mean all boys...

That guy you think is your friend until you find out he's not.
That guy who can't see what's good for him, even though its right in front of him.
The guy who you treat like your big brother, until he hugs you.
The guy who IS your brother, who would be so much happier is he just let himself.
The guy who deserves to be happy, almost more than anyone you know, yet is disappointed time and time again, because of stupid decisions.
The guy who won't accept the truth, even though it couldn't be more clear.
That guy who tells you things you REALLY don't need to hear.
That guy who puts out all the right signals, then tells you that he thinks of you as the little sister he never had.
That guy who thinks he's ALWAYS right, even when he isn't.
The guy who refuses to care about anyone else, and then wonders why no one cares about him.
That guy who won't accept others' happiness because he's not happy himself.
That guy who won't give you the time of day, because you don't look like a Barbie doll.
That guy who only gives you the time of day BECAUSE you look like a Barbie doll.
That guy who epitomises everything you wish you could be, effortlessly.
That guy who makes no sense, whatsoever, no matter how hard you try to understand.
That guy who seems perfect, until you find out he's a fucking psycho!

And then...
That boy who treats you like a princess, even though you don't always deserve it...

"What? This My Snoop Dizzle Look"

Hahaha greatest line ever!
Today was like the weirdest day, If I told you the start you would think I'm lazy, but if I told you the end, you would think I am hardcore. Unless you are Jenkins, in which case, you think I am hardcore, ALL THE TIME, even when I watch A Cinderella Story WITH THE COMMENTARY. Yeah, I'm sad. BUT yeah, today I slept until about 2pm, at which time I got up, had a shower, and then went to the gym. I got a new schedule thingy today, WAY more weights. I think she is trying to kill me. But still, its fun. Haha I'm so hardcore for thinking the gym is fun. But I like it. After the gym I can home and cooked dinner, and then Angus and I went bowling. I SUCK so so bad. My first 4 balls, I MISSED EVERYTHING. Oh and there was this total lamer from a bowling league in the lane next to me who was a total ASS. Grr. Anyway Angus kicked my butt both games. *Hangs head in shame*

We lost netball last night, like 17 to 9. Which is a big improvement on the usual. So I'm impressed. I should be able to play next week so that'll be cool.

Tomorrow I'm probably going down to Port Elliot with mum. Should be good. I really like it down there, its so pretty and peaceful. And the shops are really eclectic.

I don't really have much else to say.

I'm probably doing the wrong thing by putting this here, and I'm not even sure if this person reads this anymore, but;
Requiem, you know who you are, and I'm really really sorry. I never meant to make you feel like that, I really didn't...


~LittleGirlLost

Dark Blue

Ugh, I've just finished my third open shift in a row at the bakery. Picture this, Adelaide, in the middle of the worst heat wave since the 1940's, temperatures at about 43 degrees, ish. Then me... in a fxcking bakery with FOUR OVENS. ... Ahh i was going to whinge, but i really can't be fucked... this entry is a huge waste of time... but yeah, it was uber hot and not helped by EVERY SINGLE CUSTOMER waking in and saying "Gee its hot in here, I don't know how you can stand to work in here" or something to that effect. WELL DONE, you managed to POINT OUT THE FUCKING OBVIOUS and remind me of the consuming heat I have to labour in. THANKYOU.

Other than that, not much else is new. I found out that the lead singer of Something Corporate and the mastermind behind Jack's Mannequin, Andrew McMahon was diagnosed with Leukemia last year. He's awesome and has a sexy voice. The acoustic version of Kill the Messenger makes me go all gahhh, like the acoustic version of Cute Without The E by Taking Back Sunday...

As Cholas pointed out, he is cool, he dances while playing the piano and singing on the Warped Tour '03 dvd.

Netball tonight. We'll probably lose... its normal. We suck balls. And I STILL can't play, which is lame. Stupid ankle. BUt it IS feeling better, I just have to have one more check up with the physio on Wed and then I should be right to play.




Cool picture.
Love, Caity

Here you go Cholas, you whining badger

We Don't Need Rest, We'll Sleep When We're Dead

Greatest line ever. Plus, this last week has pretty much been like that. It's what happens when I spend prolonged amounts of time with Ronnie. Still, I've had fun. I finally feel like I'm on holidays, I'm going out more than I'm working and its good. Though I am working ALOT. I worked today in fact, but Simon was there and he's fun. There was no nutmeg throwing this time though, which was excellent. Haha, at one stage, there was five of us there, Simon, Me and Sam, plus Kat whom we are training, and then Laura came in to visit. Laura went to buy hot chips and pasta salad, as you do, so we all had lunch while doing NO work. It was great. Its too fxcking hot to be in a bakery on a 37 degree day!

What else? Oh, one more bakery story and then I'll stop, I promise. Mick, the old baker, who tells us all lurid details of his sex life (ewwwwwwww) apparently told Sam that the reason I'm so moody at work is because The Boy is away and I'm not getting any lovin'. Plus he doesn't like me anymore. God, I don't laugh at one of his lame puns and suddenly I'm a moody sex-starved nymphomaniac who should be avoided like the plague. What a prat.

And now, I'm bored.

I shall post again soon. I miss my blog, I just have nothing interesting to say =p

~Fin.

Superheroes

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Baby, Where Are You?

Gar, I had to work for 9 hours today and I AM TIRED. It was ick. And boring coz no one is around and spending money. Nothing even remotely exciting happened today. Which really means I have no reason to be posting. But I feel bad for neglecting bloggy here. I am listening to End of Fashion's cd, and I gotta say,m I'm disappointed. O Yeah is catchy, but otherwise its all kind of blah, The B-sides are so much better.

Oh, I found this awesome sight of this chick that scrapbooks stuff, and not in that lame, Soccer-Mum-scrapbooking-her-kids-first-day-at-school-while-driving-her-4-Wheel-Drive-around-her-well-to-do-neigbourhood-kind-of-way. In a cool creative way.

•Journal Pages by Teesha Moore


Check it out. She does cool work.

Ok, Bye.

The Greatest Thing Ever

I feel fulfilled now.

"That's almost 100%" Nick, You're a loser!

Quit the Whining... Here come some photos.
Most of you probably know all the stories there are to tell so I won't narrate.
Much.


Me and The Boy at Raf's "School Uniform" partay.


So-Lou shows us what 10 consecutive Tequila shots can do...


The Good Catholic School-Girls... Honestly we are!!


This photo is strange for many reasons, but look at Shaun's ARM, he's a GHOST! It's awesome. I could say something really innapropriate right now, but saying it last night got me in lots of trouble ;D


Two Whitlams fans discuss the famous Music-Radiating Tim with Beer flavoured voices.


And that concludes that section...
Melbourne was ZOMG awesome. The trip was awesome, although long, we were kept entertained by the fact that my brother knew half the people on the train, Stephs CareBear stickers and stamps and DISNEY PRINCESS PLAYING CARDS :D The hostel was awesome, the shopping was awesome... THE CONCERT WAS FUCKING AMAZING!

When we got there, we had to somehow get a cab for all 7 of us back to the Hostel. Emmo, being the awesome charmer that she is, dazzled a cab driver with her W(t)its and managed to get us an UberCab. Which we later found out were called MaxiTaxis, which then became MaxiPads, to us. I guess its only funny to girls...


MerryGoRound


I like this photo.


This is what the roof is of the area in the photo above. Its tres tres ORSUM and looks really cool in amongst the Melbourne skyline.


One night at dinner. We played Happy Families


More at dinner. This photo was taken by some CRAZY LADY. We *Think* she was on a date. But just after they ordered (just after we got there) he got up and left, just walked out. She chased him and managed to get him sitting back down. It was all very awkward. Especially since she started hitting on the waiter that tole us she was crazy. Funny.


That's all the Melbourne photos I have right now, I'm wating to get my Green Day ones back (yes I smuggled a camera in... Yes in between my boobs. It was all very classy, I assure you) So I will scan them in when I get them back.

Christmas. No one is probably interested but just a couple of photos from Christmas. I might remind you that I was violently ill. It was gross and bad.




...ANd that just about does it I think. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?!?

Everything Will Burn Baby Burn

Work is the uber lame. To anyone who has seen the burn Juan gave me with a frying pan.... Well I totally kicked that burns ass today, in that I now have a bigger, worser burn further down my arm, closer to my wrist. I look like a freaking psychopath. And OH GOD it hurts. And it has a blister and eww, it gross, and sore. UNIMPRESSED. Grrr.

I keep pomising a post, and I still am (promising). Im getting there...

BYe, Im off to eat spring rolls. YUMMMM

I Am One Of Those Melodramatic Fools

Gar. I can't update properly coz somehow I lost all the photos I was going to put on here. Stupid effing computer. Gar, everything is wrong. I going to go all Emo for a second, but HOLY FUCK! Why does everything go wrong at once?!?!

I think I am going to move out.


I will say this though. Simon's are awesome! I have never met a Simon I didn't like. And that sounds weird, but its true. And so I am showing my appreciation, to Simon Mitchell, honestly one of the most loveable and sincere guys I've ever met. Simon Gibson, for staying the same, still being awesome and fun, and so easy to get along with. I remember why we've been friends for so long. And SimonTheBaker (the good looking one [HAHA]) for making me laugh, even when its so damn early in the morning. I don't however, appreciate the APPLE CHUNKS you love to throw at me, or the water you spray at me :P

Meh, I'll update PROPERLY soon enough.